Jul 25, 2014   2372 Notes.

roboboners:

broral:

Morgan Freeman on helium!!

I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING!

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Jul 25, 2014   218964 Notes.

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

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Jul 25, 2014   118352 Notes.

thefluxhamster:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

It’s actually a federal offense to pronounce Arkansas incorrectly

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Jul 25, 2014   122136 Notes.

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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Jul 25, 2014   748 Notes.

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Jul 25, 2014   465296 Notes.

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

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Jul 25, 2014   364982 Notes.

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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Jul 25, 2014   321859 Notes.

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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Jul 25, 2014   47568 Notes.

"Granny Sheeran told me when I’m looking for a partner to fall in love with their eyes cause eyes are the only things that don’t age, so if you fall in love with their eyes you’ll be in love forever. "

— Ed Sheeran (via negativebuttspace)

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