Sep 18, 2014 74174 Notes.
13 cats failing at hide and seek
As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.
masters of disguise!
Sep 18, 2014 307664 Notes.
My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry
Lol they look like little fuzzy caterpillars
Sep 18, 2014 98072 Notes.
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
Sep 18, 2014 48197 Notes.
after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.
Sep 17, 2014 311513 Notes.
Sep 16, 2014 128168 Notes.
Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…
No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.
Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.
Sep 16, 2014 123311 Notes.
Sep 16, 2014 112627 Notes.
Don’t say it
Remove from the contraption of which they are held, so that they may be in a state of personal freedom.
Sep 16, 2014 32927 Notes.